John was criticised for putting together "plaid, colour blocking and Miami pastels", while Styler's look was described as "Woodstock-meets-Kirstie-Alley-gone-anorexic, with a splash of sandals and socks, and the dog from 'Silence of the Lambs'", reported Herald Sun.
For Cage, the magazine said, "Attempting tie-dye suggests Cage actually has a desire to be fashion forward. Get back in the conservative closet now!"
Also on the list were Corey Feldman for pairing baggy white pants with oversized and over-sheer Prom-night-inspired blouse; Will Ferrell and Rufus Wainwright.
With wife at the workplace, things change.