Flight of fantasy on Air India

'Three suggestions' on how to get on with fixing this mess

Anjuli Bhargava

Minutes of a Meeting on June 18 : Bird brain : No one wants to marry our beautiful daughter. What a bunch of fools! Pea brain : I know, real idiots. But you know what, let’s just put it off. Bird brain : Yes, let’s invest another Rs 60 billion to beautify her. That may attract someone. Pea brain : What a great idea! But won’t she look as pretty as she does now even a year or two later ? Plastic surgery will help but even surgeons have their limitations. Bird brain : True, but look at the flip side. At least 20,000 bridesmaids will be happy with the postponement and ...