A dictionary for serious humour enthusiasts which seeks to expose the debauched, the ribald, the irreverent, and the non-conformist side of seemingly honest, god-fearing words and phrases.
Mumbai-based P V Subramaniam, a dentist by profession, has come out with a fun and light-hearted version of the English dictionary. Published by Fingerprint!, "Dictionary of English: The Udder Side" is about wit, sarcasm, ribaldry, and a wee of humour, punctuated by illustrations by Mark Wood.
So an 'anchor' is a TV personality you wish you could drop into the sea while a 'baby' is a joint venture between hardware and software. A 'bank' is a prospective father-in-law, a 'beer' a malt beverage that passes directly from one's mouth to one's bladder, 'bigamy' once bitten, twice smitten, 'intuition' is sixth sense found in women; In men, it's tough to find even one and 'Pharaoh' is mummy who became daddy.
"On the flip side, my deep-seated research into words helped me see beyond their obvious import. Puns are handy, and though the English language abounds with them, a close, critical look at my tattered dictionary revealed that many words lend themselves to a much more liberal interpretation than most editors would admit to in public."
He says he "put on my dour face, gritted my teeth, and decided to chip away at words till they exuded at least a wan smile, if not a full chortle".
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