Application for the position of Zomato CEO Deepinder Goyal's chief of staff

I was taken in by the swag and cool of your job posting. But you back-pedalled. So this application is withdrawn

Dear Deepi,

 

I know you are no longer accepting applications, but what the heck! Let me give it a shot. But I must level with you first.

 

Several nice people told me not to apply for your chief of staff position. They believe it is not fair to ask the successful candidate to pay up in the first year.

 

There is this friend of mine who sold his startup and became a social media influencer on a sensitive subject. He went from zero to 1 million followers on Insta in 17 months. He swears that one gets more attention (read: