The current government has its share of such stories too. A minister took charge of his new assignment and summoned a meeting with officials, who filed in eager to make the acquaintance of their new boss. He began by saying: “If I say I think imports are really bad for India and should not be permitted, is there anyone who will disagree with this?” One misguided individual felt he needed to make his position clear and raised his hand to explain how all imports were not bad and you could value-add and make money for India etc, etc. The minister fixed a gimlet eye on him and asked him his name and designation. Then he told him: “My frank opinion is, you’ve been working here too long. You need to go on a long, long leave. Take a holiday or something… and try not to come back here”. He then carried on as others present winced. Many more such stories are available for those who want to hear them.
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