The book attributes that sentiment noncommittally to some Wall Streeters, somewhere out there. The Mezrich house style employs omniscient third-person narratives, rotating chapter by chapter through a stable of characters. These include the clear Goliath figure in the GME story — Gabe Plotkin, the head of Melvin Capital, a hedge fund that lost billions in the squeeze, and the clear David, Keith Gill, the man who evangelised like-minded Reddit users to buy the stock, and whose holdings at one point surpassed $50 million. Messrs Plotkin and Gill are pretty much the only two characters in this book who verifiably walk the earth. The other major voices — an anime-loving Duke senior who grew up on a boat, an Obama-then-Trump-voting nurse at a psychiatric hospital the author made up, a pregnant woman whose wedding and lifestyle upgrade were waylaid by the pandemic — appear to be either anonymised or composite characters, stand-ins for the WallStreetBets rabble, motivated alternately by vengeance, fun, desperation, boredom.
All these characters can be ventriloquized whenever Mr Mezrich needs to explain a concept in finance; they experience convenient revelations whenever the plot needs advancing. As such, Mr Mezrich writes as if with total knowledge of all the thoughts, back stories and conversations of his characters — including the ones who actually exist. Could it be that the historically private Mr Plotkin, after perhaps the deepest humiliation of his professional life, rang up the author and proceeded to recount his life story, right down to a specific car ride he once took to a Red Sox game with his dad?
Where a Michael Lewis post-mortem might reflect months of close access and a love of granularity, and a Matt Levine newsletter might be sly and attuned to every absurdity, Mr Mezrich’s piece of financial journalism aims at something different: It could not possibly be made any easier to read. These are 289 frictionless pages, rife with cinematic establishing shots and verbal summaries of memes. You get the sense that Mr Mezrich has alarms going off anytime he wades too far into fact. I want to reach out and assure him that I can handle 10 sentences in a row without the word “goddamn,” that the facts are OK, and indeed enliven this book whenever they do shyly appear.