Earlier, during a pre-midlife crisis phase, he and a couple colleagues had gone out to a Taj lodge, got drunk on single malt and had planned an early retirement. “We figured we needed around Rs 50 lakh a year to live well for which we needed a capital base of around Rs 5 crore. That would give us that number if we invested them in 10 per cent return RBI bonds.” One friend said he had Rs 2.5 crore and another said he had Rs 3 crore. Keswani had Rs 70 lakh, his wife had Rs 30 lakh and a house in Delhi, and he thought growing the entire amount seven times was doable. So, in 1999 he put it all in equities. By the end of it, he had lost Rs 97 lakh. His broker apologised and explained that the market couldn’t be timed and gave him a Cartier watch as consolation money. Later he discovered that not only was the broker churning and burning and getting 2 per cent commission on each trade, the Cartier that had stopped working after six months was a fake. The lesson: Don’t bet everything you have.