The funny side of elections
Here are some witty one-liners were doing the rounds on social media as the election results began to roll out:
 "The funny side of elections")
Here are some witty one-liners were doing the rounds on social media as the election results began to roll out:
On WhatsApp:
Some wondered if they were watching the election results or an IPL match:
Another had a request for the new PM:
“In your quest and eagerness to replace (sic) the Gujarat model, please do not make India a dry nation...I cannot drive to neighbouring countries for a drink”
Others decided on how the parties will now travel:
“BJP will travel in Airbus A-320 (320 seats)
Congress will travel in one train compartment(72 seats)
On WhatsApp:
Some wondered if they were watching the election results or an IPL match:
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“Score itna jaldi badh raha hain, Maxwell bjp mein hain kya?”
Another had a request for the new PM:
“In your quest and eagerness to replace (sic) the Gujarat model, please do not make India a dry nation...I cannot drive to neighbouring countries for a drink”
Others decided on how the parties will now travel:
“BJP will travel in Airbus A-320 (320 seats)
Congress will travel in one train compartment(72 seats)
AAP will travel in Auto (3 seats)”
Some focused on reaction of the youth:
“Its the first time in so many years that the Indian youth is more excited about 16th May than 14th Feb”
On Twitter:
$$Jhunjhunwala/Magal @jhunjhunwala 48m
Tide and Rin have competition from the Congress. Itni zabardast dhulai hui hain.
Vir Das @thevirdas 52m
I love how language changes over the years. 'Unemployed' became 'Jobless' which today became 'Taking Stock and Introspecting'
Khamba @gkhamba 5h
3D models of Parliament on counting day are the only time I've ever seen it entirely full
Some focused on reaction of the youth:
“Its the first time in so many years that the Indian youth is more excited about 16th May than 14th Feb”
On Twitter:
$$Jhunjhunwala/Magal @jhunjhunwala 48m
Tide and Rin have competition from the Congress. Itni zabardast dhulai hui hain.
Vir Das @thevirdas 52m
I love how language changes over the years. 'Unemployed' became 'Jobless' which today became 'Taking Stock and Introspecting'
Khamba @gkhamba 5h
3D models of Parliament on counting day are the only time I've ever seen it entirely full