Lost banker

Among the other dignitaries present at the launch of the three social security schemes in Bengaluru was State Bank of India Chairman Arundhati Bhattacharya. When it was time for her to speak, Bhattacharya couldn't remember the names of the schemes. She turned to look at the banner on the podium so she could read out the names. As luck would have it, the names were written in Kannada. She didn't seem to have the brochure or the invite to the function with her, so she quickly asked the others on the dais for the names of the schemes that were launched earlier at the event.