Growing prosperity, urbanisation, and sedentary lifestyles are out of sync with Indian cuisine, undoubtedly among the world’s most delicious but traditionally suited for manual work. The explosion of high-carb junk food from big food corporations, along with addiction to online games, has exacerbated the problem among the affluent. This is as true of the United States and China, with whom India shares the podium in the world obesity stakes. Kerala sought to address this with a “fat tax” but that reflects a misunderstanding of the causes of India’s obesity crisis. The problem has grown steadily on account of food policies adopted in the early years of the republic to address critical food shortages and rampant malnourishment — legacies of colonial rule. The solutions — via the Green Revolution, the establishment of a massive food procurement infrastructure with assured prices to farmers, and the public distribution system (PDS) —played stellar roles in ensuring that India was by and large better fed. But the necessary focus of food-subsidy policies on staples such as wheat, rice, and sugar (which was discontinued some years ago) has had the unintended consequence of skewing Indians’ diet towards high-carb, high-sugar diets, which are the despair of modern dieticians.