WTH!! I open my eyes wide and look closer. A lady dressed in a shocking pink palazzo emerges from the door. It’s paired with a shimmery gold blouse. She’s lit up the outside with her gaudy jewellery. She has some strange headgear on. There are enough diamonds on display to make DeBeers cringe. The gold bangles are almost up to the elbows. Her lips are ruby red and face painted. I can hear loud, blaring music bellowing from the door. I can picture the mayhem inside.
I do a quick retreat. To hell with exercise and my other plans for

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