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<b>Ashish Sharma:</b> Agent Orange prefers dollars

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Ashish Sharma
At hire-a-killer.com, there is no cookie-cutter approach to killing. The standard offer costs upward of $8,000. The double-hit plan comes with a discount, a pre-selected assassin — Agent Orange — and starts at $12,000 (you may select an execution style, you may select another assassin, but then you lose the discount, “buy one get one half off”). The VIP section covers celebrities, tycoons, and politicians, but the bump-off doesn’t come cheap — $24,999.95, at the very least. 

Um, isn’t killing people immoral? ” The truth is, in any relatively free society, if there’s a demand for a service, a business is