I did a Houdini with my drinks at a party this New Year’s eve. The DJ was late so the upscale bar in Gurugram I was at decided to torture its guests with two hours of “drinks buying music”. I can’t say it was worth the wait, but what a man this guy, DFAQ (don’t try to pronounce it), turned out to be: a homegrown DeadMau5, both in looks and calibre. However, before he finally showed up, while I was drinking away my boredom, the folks I was with had a lot of fun with my phone. Maybe it was the lack of familiar music, but they were quite pleased to hear a Nokia phone ring in its signature tone. I was trying out the new Nokia 8.1 and, up against the last generation of iPhones, it was chosen as the primary shooter of the night.

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