Flight of fantasy on Air India

'Three suggestions' on how to get on with fixing this mess


Anjuli Bhargava New Delhi
Minutes of a Meeting on June 18 :

Bird brain : No one wants to marry our beautiful daughter. What a bunch of fools!
Pea brain : I know, real idiots. But you know what, let’s just put it off.
Bird brain : Yes, let’s invest another Rs 60 billion to beautify her. That may attract someone.
Pea brain : What a great idea! But won’t she look as pretty as she does now even a year or two later ? Plastic surgery will help but even surgeons have their limitations.
Bird brain : True, but look at the flip side. At least 20,000 bridesmaids will be happy with the postponement and may just vote for us.
Pea Brain:
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First Published: Jun 20 2018 | 05:59 AM IST

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