A woman claims to have the best sex ever of her life with a tree named Tim and she plans to marry him.
Emma McCabe said that she's fallen head over heels with the sturdy poplar tree and she's happy after a string of disastrous relationships, the Daily Telegraph.
The 31-year-old further added that she's planning to marry the tree although her family won't talk about it.
It's believed McCabe's bizarre attraction to the tree might be a result of a condition called dendrophilia where a person is sexually attracted to a tree.